MySpace: Haven to the Illiterate
God,
I hate Myspace bulletins. In retrospect, I really don’t even know why I signed
up for that damn site. Seriously thought, I get at least three “Repost this or
Y will happen to you for X years” bulletins a day. People keep reposting them.
Who buys into that shit? Worst of all, they’re usually those sappy little abominations
wrought with horrible grammar, complete rape of the English language, and other
atrocities. For example, look at one I received yesterday.
I have
highlighted the spelling/grammatical mistakes in red, as well as the places
where this dipshit replaced all of the “O”s with “0”s. I didn’t even bother
with my archenemy caps-lock. If I did then the whole damn thing would be redder
than Ebola virus infected blood.
Look at that
piece of shit. You cannot tell me that the creator of that unholy internet
abomination had no idea how damn stupid they were. God I
hate people.
Now back to great things...
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